Dogs think you sing great.
The later you are the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Nothing a dog does is for frequent flyer bonus points.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
A dog's family never visits.
Dogs don't get cranky when they are lost.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs like beer.
No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie and the Blowfish album.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
Dogs don't care about football.
Dogs can't bounce a check.
You never have to wait for a dog. Their ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs hardly ever appear naked in magazines.
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